Land Of Harvest

And God made a covenant with Moses that He would see to it that the children of Israel, former slaves to Egyptians and subjects to Pharaohs, would eventually arrive at the gates of the Promised Land, Canaan. A land so rich that honey and milk would flow fast and more abundantly than the waters of river Nile it’s self! Meat, beer and wine they could make with the necessary capital, deer etc for meat, wild wheat etc for beer, grapes etc for wine was available of course.

And He promised that all enemies hither from, who cross the paths of the righteous tribe of Israel would be descended upon with kicks and blows, sticks and bows like a Kenyan mwizi who’s just celebrated his 40th anniversary, a bad day (which is of course (again) usually his last)! Eventually, stamped upon and sent to non-existence.

Mambo serious. And to prove this He made a path through a sea, a well out of a rock and a snake from a rod. Not necessarily in that order but all of course (again here), through Moses’s shepherd’s stick.

Well after all is said and done, the milk and honey etc flowed wide and long in plenty, manna too, until the likes of Nebuchadnezzar and all kinds of Caesars came and decided that the good stuff and the desert was actually not theirs to keep.

And so, on those sad times the Holy tribe was again and again referred to slavery. These events not only overtook Jesus somehow, but they continued up to the most known modern day sadist, Herr Hitler. Little Hitler if you insist.

And then the world said enough and somehow some ‘people’ created a country called Israel from the original Canaan. Only that they forgot to alert the landlords, a people called Palestinians, of the land of Palestine. Now, unfortunately, this people said NO (of course (but do I have to say))! And blood flows on that land to this day.

Fade To Kenya

It is was has been will be the land of harvest, (of course not forever but soon over (don’t forgot to change with times) here) take and take as much as you can! The one for all, the cow, the chicken, the mine, the golden goose, the well that overflows and so on and so, hence forth (not)! The bottom line is they always take too much! Too much, of what is for now much. Come 2030 and ask me the same question, but then, what was the first? Wee(am pointing at you), he(Kiswahili, not English hi)…(h)ebu wacha.

What am saying is that Kenya the golden goose has been milked (emphasis)! I mean, of course (c’ on now!) its eggs have been stolen, swindled, robbed, (some more vocabulary here plz!?) corrupted by stealing means and stolen in corrupted means, through immeasurable impunity by assumable people, whom we know! Note to self; not a people!

Hold on…mambo ika,….? Ika chacha. Ndio pale(not Tanzania) ika…? ika shika moto. Like my friend would say, “Ifu we kani kachi themu propa waache hii wizii ya pesa mingi” then we might hold back the intended Nebuchadnezzars and the proposed to be imposed Caesars. Ukoloni mambo past. Au sio,…au ndio? La kabisa! No more Kamreshi na the goldenthieves!

Kenya does not only have too much milk, each family a milk cow, too much honey, illions(add your own letters at the beginin e.g m, b, tr etc) of wild bees, too much manna too… somewhere somehow (I don’t know everything, the country is complex) but also bananas and mangoes, pineapples, mnazi, Tumbiri, Sokwe mtu, Lions, fake Thomson’s but indeed Gazelles, Mt Longonot (not gone long?), former president Moi, Gor Sungu and Kalembe, Wakoli, Wakora, Kiunjuri, mulika mwizi, Kabando, Maasai mara,Balala, Sonko Hood the street banger, Shimo la tewa, Rao, Mtito a Ndei, the big tobacco(Kibaki in kikuyu) and of course(bear with me) the new constitution but also much more!

The New Constitution

It is the ultimate covenant of the people by the people for the people! Ona sasa! Works, works works, and parts of the illions stolen annually is now flowing up river (of course, a miracle) to the source! Eventually, through this backward wave system forward, who knows? Who knows? We (Kenyanites) might trace it back to Ali Baba and the 40 thieves! Oh happy day….! Oh happy day…! C’mon!

P Bryan Njoroge.