What Happened The Designated Survivor.

A point of confusion, is what! What in fathers are we supposed to understand in an own begotten, created and born mass delirium! The government is broke!

"Somebody is playing a dirty game. You make the victims look like the villains and you drag them through the sewer so that by the time you are done with them, they are so dirty, stinking and nobody want to talk to them," Barrack Muluka.

Now I remember correctly, we had an issue with the Botswaness, and especially between the younger President who has since become the MAIN and only President Of The Republic and The Commandante El Chefe (CIC) of Kenya’s all defences forces and the real President of Botswana; still yet to get married.

Well, that I can say is water UNDER THE BRIDGE because as we talk, the real President of the country within and inside the country of South Africa, sat down with and told the still younger president of the Kenyan Republic like: that man Skelemani that you call Skeletoni was a bad adviser to me and the real people of Botswana, watch the Lady’s Detective Agency, Mr Sir President. He does not show his face in any of the seasons or episodes. My sister, his wife, left him.

And with that, the fate of the very-fattened-many-wifed minister was sealed, we don’t yet know, nor can we argue that he lived happily ever after. Finito. What we know, and after both the younger and the real Presidents of these now Great Countries did after reading The Brief, is that they cut the biff. Haiko tena.

Designated Survivor.

But a lot has happened before we got here, today. The activist always known as Bo-ni-fa-ci, who had actually resigned as the people’s activist (lolling my eyes here, where do they get these titles!), I am yet to come to the latest “the-some-people’s-president”, like, you hear my sulk!? What is, with these people! But they always fail, or lose if you insist but never ever keep those titles!

Anyway, the Boni who is not the bull fighter, was planning for the rumour to project himself into a self-perceived MP position but the people told him; not yet Ushenzi. He is back to doing what he does best, act.

Talking of rumours.

According to the Wikipedia “a designated survivor (or designated successor) is an individual in the presidential line of succession, usually a member of the United States Cabinet, who is arranged to be at a physically distant, secure, and undisclosed location when the President, the Vice President, and the other officials in the line of succession are gathered at a single location.This is intended to guarantee continuity of government in the event of a catastrophic occurrence that kills the President and the officials in the presidential line of succession, such as a mass shooting, bombing, attack or catastrophic natural disaster.

If such an event occurred, killing both the President and Vice President, the surviving official highest in the line, ‘the designated survivor’ would become the Acting President of the United States under the Presidential Succession Act.”

Kenyans are creative and after a certain rumoured oath, one such Kenyan explained that Kalonzo Musyoka’s absence was promptly necessitated in case of the above-mentioned occurrence. He was NASA’s designated survivor, though he planned this unintentionally and without consulting the party and the leader who now goes around with the tittle, the-some-people’s-president.

The only one who is bold enough to hold and keep his title, then, now and forever more is…you know it his Watermelonness Kalonzo Musioka, him with the tears of the crocodile. You know, one of the three “irredeemable cowards” also the rumoured designated survivor.

Kalonzo, with the other so-called principals, aka Wetangula and Mudavadi conspired against their leader and went into hiding when they were supposed to stand up and be counted. The plan was simple, in case the oath taking went sour and the-some-people’s-president was killed or arrested, Kalonzo, being the second in the line of the-some-people’s-presidency would automatically become the-new-some-people’s-president.

The plan badly backfired, needless to say, and to this day the confused disciples continue giving different, incoherent excuses, tearfully at times and shamelessly in the presence of the man they abandoned and sold out for possible crucifixion.  

These are the three “irredeemable cowards” and sadly, two are from the mighty Mulembe nation positioning that community badly in the line of the award of The Brave Moran. But if the said community is not complaining, why should anyone for that matter.

Yes, that is what we hear happened to the people’s activist Boni. We asked him some questions here which he failed to answer due to some unavoidable situations, but we know that he is about to be oathed as the people’s mp. Not much to shout about there or add that he will have to paint some more pigs red before the said people give him a job that pays without acting.

Igathe resigned, and the governor of the-Not-anymore-green City in the hot Sun, said; who? I will not talk to him! Apende asipende! But accordingly, Igathe the Polycrap was stealing the light from the city’s ‘sun’ in the “city in the sun”, it was a blessing in disguise for him to resign.  

And that’s what happened, whether I know it or not!

Disappointment, Nazo.

Donald Trump, the self-stamped “Shithole” is the not very new president of the states of unity. He took over, even after Raila Odinga’s famous quote, “they stole” by the then minister of the states, Hillary of the Clinton was not listened to. They said the Russians helped the Trump to steal the elections but funny, they didn’t shout enough, neither did they go to the supreme court of those states of unity. They are still arguing whether or not.

So, the question still lingers, unashamedly, unable to redeem itself from possible cowardice titles and as long as we are not talking about the-first-not-pink-president of the states of unity, whose name also states with an O, just like the-some-peoples-president’s; we have no comment. Deal with your shithole!

But the disappointments came when some ‘Africans Hereandtheres’ went on to loudly applaud trump for being a racist shithole! Sa zingine, people remind yourselves that it might not have anything to do with you but everything to do with your RACE or even the greatness of mother Africa, fake, imagined or real.

Simply put, American black people are still being discriminated upon, killed mercilessly because some of them went on to support racist remarks as those. The so termed as, House Negroes. Africa has been largely marginalised because of people, or leaders I could add who never call it like it is. And so, they killed the first President Of The United States Of Africa and though this may sound close to the-some-people’s-president ideology, they killed the dream too. Just so you know if you don’t, his name was Coronel Muamar Gaddafi.

I think we should allow ourselves (undressing Africans here) to do some simple research in the free wide web before we comment somethings that sometimes come out rightwardly foolish. Sio matusi. Ask yourself why so many people don’t think like you do, especially when it comes to issues as big as global racism.

Black people on this planet called earth are still fighting for their rights. We should probably not take sides with those who are tramping on us.

Self-Destruction.

A very little while ago, and, to my believe still going on now, black Africans were/are being humiliated, enslaved and savagely murdered in Libya and elsewhere, and your answer to that is; of course Africa is a shithole!? And Museveni. Him with tafadhali rudisheni ng’ombe zangu… fame, the wanna be forever president of the States of Uganda and Migingo and you are down there with him cheering on shithole Trump!?

What has he done to change that in his presidency of thirty years, and what have you(all those Africans who supported Trump’s shithole title) ever done for your African shithole? Even Mugabe was a hero, still is to some, but we celebrated his ouster for making his country, the very able Zimbabwe a shithole, his time to go had come.

Now, my fellow good people, what is Miguna doing to Baba? I mean Kenyans were actually settling for baba as the-some-people’s-president and as a fact his stateman’s figure is not completely deleted, though he is working hard to get there. With the due left respect, do we need Miguna’s help in baba’s self-destruction?

ODM people who also go by the tittle the-illegal-NRM, how did this guy who just an year ago was roasting, abusing, unclothing, de-crowning and totally dismantling your king while we watched, become your general and actually your kings foot soldier? Miguna is bitter with kikuyus because he believes they denied him the Nairobi governorship which is actually not very far from the truth.

But don’t we now know that the goon of all goons cannot make Nairobi any better? Megooner Thegooner has a different kind of a suicide mission, his has always been to bring down the grand old man RAO but still inherit him. Your general?

Miguna the goon is not here nor there…to quote a former president, huyo ni bure kabisa! Anafaa…just been asked not to quote further. Eni kei tii! Canada mission is good enough for now.

But the misadvised powerful minister Ma tia ngi! How do you get to gain the world and lose your soul? Eh..why are you and others not yet known to us telling the younger president stuff like;..funga TV stations!?

If people don’t want to hear bla bla bla, and in fact we don’t, but can’t you trust us enough to switch of the TV, radio and even the youtube? It’s a button’s move. You sir are making the younger president’s government look like a headless chicken. We…wacha hizo.

A while ago, we do sympathize with one Terry Mango who was accidentally, either by naivety or political correctness, caught between a rock, and a hard place out of a well-intended statement about our boy who racist minded clothiers thought it wise or funny to dress the young VIP in a silly hood christened “the coolest monkey in the hood”.

Disappointment, but luckily they weathered the storm.

But besides all that, the talk of the country called Kenya, young, pretty and mellow still is an oath taking. What oath? Yes, exactly but with patience, we will all know what the big deal was, the hullaballoo, the honkytonk, and the “donkey fart” innuendos that brought us here.

Otherwise we don’t mind the-some-people’s-president, a watermelon who takes off very first but aiming to kupitia katikati, Ma divided or Madvd the baffled if you must insist or even Weta the battled, like I said earlier we are getting used to these titles. But what now really happened is the question. But who is asking?

They met, they talked, they told us nothing.

P Bryan Njoroge.

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